nagisasbitch:

captainarlert:

I always forget that sports anime antagonists aren’t actually evil villains…because it’s just a sport.

[protagonist voice] it’s not just a sport *clenches fists* it’s my life

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caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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idoitforyoulove:

castielcampbell:

r3adytogivetheprofile:

i will reblog this every time

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

I just started crying.

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

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legohousedea:

legohousedea:

even with a hangover he’s hotter than everyone else in the room

HOW

this is how most people look with a hangover

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and this is LOUIS TOMLINSON with a hangover

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disheveledwisdom:

I think Michelle is the ultimate incarnation of the concept of hipster.  

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intern-aleis:

I’M GOING TO CRY. YOU CANNOT JUST GIVE ME ALL OF THESE FEELINGS ABOUT STEVE CARLSBERG AND THEN NOT SAY GOODNIGHT, CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER.

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