mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

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princetrash:

strategically placed hand

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mxcleod:

mxcleod:

my sister is as old as some of you

and that is just wrong 

no one born in the 2000’s should be following me 

it just feels so wrong

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ok whatever you say 

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strxxcorp:

Sometimes I just randomly start thinking about this tweet.

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sassypotter:

allabitofablur:

ellanarosetw:

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler

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shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

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nephilimdaily:

@KevinZegers: My favorite mug. #NationalCoffeeDay

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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cadoized:

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the projectimage

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So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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